"Don't tell Cecily that I have a crush on her."
"Avea told me she loves me MORE than Lucas!"
Yeah, sure that's cute and slighlty amusing to hear. But now it's to the next level. A level I am so not ready for. Myles came home the other day and informed me that him and Avea are "in love" and started to list the reasons why:
"She likes my hair"
"We like to play the same thing at Free Play"
"Her spot on the square rug is my OLD spot"
"She gave me a snowflake"
Now while those are totally legit reasons to love someone when you are in Kindergarten. I am still a little bit weirded out. I've heard stories about how aggressive girls today are, but I didn't believe it until last week. I don't know what these girls are reading or watching on TV or who they are listening to, but they need to straight up tone it down a notch! Both Jack and Myles came home with a different girl's phone number this week. And Jack came home with a snowflake that had "Will you go out with me?" written on it on the same day that Myles came home with this picture from his newest love, (I'm sad that Delilah got the boot) Avea:
It's a picture of a girl and a boy and the top of it says, Love. Avea asked him to please "hang it on his fridge" |
It's all too soon! I am simply not ready for any of this relationship drama.